I Saw Jerry Seinfeld

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After years of being a Seinfeld fan, I finally had the honour of seeing him live last Friday! It was the first time he had ever come to my city, so I was looking forward to it. He’s on tour right now. His opening act was fellow comedian Mario Joyner who was also hilarious. It was lots of good laughs and I am glad that I had the chance to go! 

— Victoria Hecnar xx

The Worst Movie Ever

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Whenever someone asks me what my favourite movie is, it’s actually really hard to respond. I love a large selection of movies and it’s constantly changing. For example, within the past week I’ve watched “Juno” (freaking awesome), “The Nightmare Before Christmas” (freaking brilliant), and “Corpse Bride” (freaking great). You get the picture. However, if you ask me what my least favourite movie is, well, I have the answer for you in a nanosecond. Because it is—The. Worst. Movie. EVER!

Any guesses? Here, I’ll just give it to you right away.

AMERICAN PIE. 

And why, why, WHYYYYYY would they make, like, three sequels?! Oh lord, why did I buy this movie? Yeah, you read that right. I bought it on iTunes one day because I figured that it was a comedy and I like to laugh. NO NO PLEASE LET ME HAVE THAT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE AND THAT $10 BACK. It was so terrible. And then I watched the other one, “The Naked Mile” and it was even worse. The beginning of it was horrendous. I’m not even going to say what happened because it was the most disturbing shit I have ever witnesssed in my entire life, other than that video of those assholes throwing puppies off of buildings. It ranks as number two, though. (Ha, number two, ’cause it’s a piece of shit . . .) I’ll just spell this out for you: a grandson and his grandma and a video and some fluids. *Shudders* NONONONONONONOONON STOP. “WHITE CHICKS” IS A COMEDY. “ANGER MANAGEMENT” IS A COMEDY. THIS IS NOT A COMEDY, THIS IS PURE TORTURE. 

And to be safe, I’m just going to say that the only people who like this movie are teenage boys and immature male adults. And some immature women, too. There is absolutely nothing funny about this movie. Also, the part where the girl’s boyfriend poops in her washing machine. Am I missing something? Is there humour in that? Is there something magical and beautiful about putting your penis into an apple pie that your mother baked for your family? IS THERE?! The obvious answer is: no. But if that’s what you’re into, then, whatever floats your boat, I guess . . .

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I mean, just look at it. I can’t. It’s too vile.

RATING: 0/10

Wasn’t that nice of me? I was originally going to give it -100 but I settled on a flat zero instead. I could go on longer about what makes this movie so bad. But if you want to know, watch it for yourself. Seriously, people. Even “Good Luck Chuck” was better than this . . . at least the guy in it had the decency to do it with a grapefruit rather than YOUR MOTHER’S F^$&ING HOMEMADE PIE.

Rant over.

On a more positive note—it’s the weekend! Make safe movie choices and steer away from movies like this please. .

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A Quick Look At: Mackenzie High

So I’m pretty excited because (I’m going to call it a sneak peek) of Mackenzie High is now out. I call it that because it isn’t officially published yet, and there’s still some work left to do on it and I am still looking for a permanent publisher. But for the meantime, we have the sneak peek and I’m pretty happy with the way it all turned out. I also want to thank those who have purchased a copy of Mackenzie High and have provided me with some feedback. Everyone seems very engrossed with it and have both deep love and hatred for the characters, which is exactly how I wanted it to be. And—as mentioned before—this is only the beginning. There’s lots more to be done before Mackenzie High is released, but the journey has been awesome so far!

Here’s a look at:

The front cover . . .

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© Copyright Mackenzie High – Victoria Hecnar (2014)

The back cover . . .

© Copyright Mackenzie High - Victoria Hecnar (2014)

© Copyright Mackenzie High – Victoria Hecnar (2014)

The spine . . .

© Copyright Mackenzie High - Victoria Hecnar (2014)

© Copyright Mackenzie High – Victoria Hecnar (2014)

And, last but not least, a picture of the inside of the book . . .

 

 

© Copyright Mackenzie High - Victoria Hecnar (2014)

© Copyright Mackenzie High – Victoria Hecnar (2014)

I’ve been giving away several copies of books to my friends and family, but you can always check out my store if you click here. Soon there will be Mackenzie High merchandise available. A big thanks to everyone once more!


 

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Get Up To 50% Off On Mackenzie High

 

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Hey everyone! My book Mackenzie High is now available to buy on Lulu and Amazon (hopefully in stores soon, too.) I have given 40% off for everyone when they order Mackenzie High on Lulu! (No code necessary.) 

To gain an extra 10% off, add Mackenzie High to your shopping cart on Lulu. Then, at the checkout, use the promo code:

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For an additional 10% off! You can get Mackenzie High for 50% off! Promo code ends on July 31st, 2014 at 11:59 PM. The 40% off will still remain. Happy readings everyone, and enjoy the summer!

To Buy On Lulu For Your 50% Off Discount, Click Here.

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Mackenzie High = Complete

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Hey, everyone! It feels so great to be able to say this; Mackenzie High is officially complete! This is not the last revision, nor is this the last edition of the book. I know I still have a long way to go before Mackenzie High makes it big, but for now, this is certainly a start! This is the third time I have written a book. The first one in 2009, Five Hearts, was discarded, and rewritten as Mackenzie High in 2012, now the latest edition of Mackenzie High was written in 2014. I call Mackenzie High my first novel, though, as the characters from Five Hearts are basically the same.

Most of my novels took me only two months to write, but for this edition, I wrote for several months to make sure it’s perfect. Or, as close to perfect as it can be for now. I never have any spelling mistakes, but sometimes my grammar goes funky. And not the type like “your” or “you’re”, but sometimes I misuse words and therefore the sentence does not run as smoothly. For example, I wrote “coach” instead of “couch” and “make” instead of “made.” Yikes . . . I permitted myself to have 5 mistakes in this copy. If I find anymore then five, I swear, I’m going ape-shit on someone. There will always be fixes and new editions coming out, so the mistakes will be corrected. [I really hope it’s less than 5 this time.]

I’ve created a lot of the characters when I was eight years old; that was eight years ago. And I wrote Five Hearts when I was only twelve. So this book and its characters were there for me when I was growing up. They’ve become such an important part of my life, that I don’t know what I’d do without them. 

♥I LOVE MACKENZIE HIGH!♥

. . . and hopefully you will, too!

Mackenzie High is 665 pages at the moment. It’s such an amazing story with a really deep message, and I can’t wait to share it with all of you. I am so excited for my friends and family to read it. I’m giving away several copies to them! To order your own copy, you can either search “Victoria Hecnar” on Amazon or you can scroll to the top of my website, and click the “Store” button. Or, for direct access, click here.

Unfortunately, my publishers said based on the weight and material of the book, the book price had to be $55.00. But I am giving all of you a 40% off discount, dropping down the book to only $33.00! 

Mackenzie High means the world to me. In the future, I hope for it to be my career. Seriously, how cool does a world book tour sound? Answer: Very! Right now I’m just blessed to be given an opportunity to write my heart out, and I am also very thankful for being blessed with a talent of having a wild imagination, strong writing, and fast typewriting skills (LOL). Thank you so much to everyone reading this right now. Enjoy!

NOTE: MACKENZIE HIGH IS RATED 14+ FOR HEAVY LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, DRUG/ALCOHOL RELATED CHAPTERS, SEXUAL CONTENT & PROFANITIES. 
Also note: there are no actual sex scenes in my book. Just wanted to clear that up. 
 

LOVE,

VICTORIA HECNAR

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My Name Is Victoria

Hey! My name is Victoria Hecnar. I wanted to thank everyone for visiting my new official website. I will be using my blog, Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube to inform my friends and fans on latest things happening with me and my novels, acting, and public speaking events.

This website is mostly to promote my work. I am a self-published author, whose lifelong dream is to become a worldwide best selling author. I have been writing for years. My first novel was published in 2009, and my second was published in 2012. I am currently looking for a publisher to give my books a home!  

Copyright © 2009-2014 by Victoria Hecnar

Copyright © 2009-2014 by Victoria Hecnar

A self-published hard cover copy of Mackenzie High. Copyright © 2012-2014 by Victoria Hecnar
A hard cover copy of Mackenzie High.
Copyright © 2012-2014 by Victoria Hecnar

Unfortunately, “Five Hearts” is no longer available for publication.

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME:

A photo of Victoria Hecnar. © Lee-Ann Bergs Photography 2014

A photo of Victoria Hecnar.
© Lee-Ann Bergs Photography 2014

I love writing, acting, and motivational speaking. I am a coffee lover. Tim Hortons and Starbucks are my life. Woo. Also enjoy spending time with two really important people in my life, my boyfriend and my best friend. Huge animal lover; my room is full with rodents, amphibians and fish. ♥ my hamster Hammie, fish Engelbert, dog Belle, & more. Obsessed with shopping. And fashion. And things that smell nice. And fast food . . . a little too much. Yummy. Working out, going to the beach, going on vacation. Being on my laptop, cell phone, iPod, etc. That sums it up.

The three things that my work focuses on are:

  1. Being an author.
  2. Being a motivational speaker.
  3. Being an actress.
Victoria Hecnar in 2013.

Victoria Hecnar in 2013.

For more information, you can look around my website OR request a business card. I’m excited to begin blogging!

Love,

Victoria Hecnar